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    haunted rifles?????

    hi all, has anyone ever experienced a a cursed rifle or anything along the lines,

    i have an old rifle and i think its haunted, either by some old spirt or by a disgruntled goat that i absoloutly made a total mess of at point blank.

    what should i do? maori blesser?
    please help

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    What the fuck are you on about? Get off the p pipe
    Dont waste your time chasing every last fps, it doesnt matter in the real world, it wont make a difference, all it will do is cause head aches and frustrations. And dont listen to silly old cunts

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    Hahahahahaha

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    Give it to someone that can shoot!

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    What's your rifle got to do with you making a mess of a goat at point blank
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    na the goat might of put a spell on my gun after i made a mess of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatcommander View Post
    na the goat might of put a spell on my gun
    You should take the gun to the local cop shop. They should be able to sort it for you. Please take any other firearms you have as well as your FAL and hand that over too (they might be cursed as well).
    The helpful lads (and ladies) there will be able to help you out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatcommander View Post
    na the goat might of put a spell on my gun after i made a mess of it
    After you making a mess of it the goat would have been doing nothing. It'll be a matter of you being like me, at the important bit you mess up.
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    I think GCmay need to post this in the joke section, this is a joke ,,,right?

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    Send it to me mate. Im not sacred of ghosts .

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatcommander View Post
    hi all, has anyone ever experienced a a cursed rifle or anything along the lines,

    i have an old rifle and i think its haunted, either by some old spirt or by a disgruntled goat that i absoloutly made a total mess of at point blank.

    what should i do? maori blesser?
    please help
    dose your haunted rifle wonder around with a white pillow sack on its head?,whats it doing or saying to you to make you think its haunted?
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    Mate if one goat haunts your gun then me and my shotgun are in a whole lotta trouble
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    When theres something strange in the gun cabinet, who you guna call?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_foot View Post
    When theres something strange in the gun cabinet, who you guna call?

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    Hey VC if it's OLD he can send it to me, I have it's mate here from the Maori wars, they could talk to each other and sort it out. Plenty of lube for the barrels of course!

 

 

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