'Allo 'Allo

Hey guys and girls,

New here to the forum, been hanging around and reading posts for months so thought i better actually sign up and contribute where i can.

My names Perry, call me Trig or Perry, i don't give a hoot. I'm in Ashburton, previously the West Coast, and originally the UK (don't hold that against me).
I'm a professional hoof trimmer by trade, so for those of you wondering, i give cows (mostly dairy) pretty little pedicures.

I've always hunt and shot, currently shooting .308 after falling out of love with my previous pooh70.

Hot barrels and cold beers everyone.

now listen carefully i shall say this only once..................welcome

I didn't hear it that well, but i read it.:XD:

Cheers bud

Where’s the fallen Madonna with the big boobies?

She's at work today mate

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Originally Posted by SiB

Where’s the fallen Madonna with the big boobies?

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inside the knockwurst in the possession of herr flick of the gestapo

hold on guys, he's from the coast
type slowly because he cant read fast :P

Welcome dave

Welcome Trig...from the same part of the country.

Hi.

Hi and welcome, I’m also from the UK but the English speaking part. I’m finding your accent hard to place:)

Beautiful part of the country. New rifle hasn't tasted blood yet so gotta get out there when not so busy
Thanks Max

Haha, i'm from Essex, the proper english speaking county.

Welcome fellah.

Welcome along trig!!

I trimmed my sheep's hoofs yesterday. Amazing how much they grow over from the edges on a grassy paddock, with nothing to wear them down.

I'm no professional, only did 8 ewes and 10 lambs...bloody hard on the back.

Feel free to start a.....

'Trigs toenail Tips', thread [emoji106]

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Far out it can't be true I thought no one got out of Essexs:XD: what a change from the flat land to NZ west coast :thumbsup:
Welcome by the way.

Kukuwai my number 1 tip would be to hire me ;)

Sideshow, i must be one of only a few to get out, good riddance i say.

Thanks all for the welcome :thumbsup:

hey! from the Uk also now in Motukarara , bout and hour up the road from yah , let me know if you fancy heading out for a hunt or a beer!

so many pomgolians, glad i escaped as a kid

Can do the trip in less than 45 minutes if going via Coes Ford.
Might take you up on the offer sometime Charlie

Greetings - froma true coaster and resident witchdoctor on this encyclopaedia of knowledge ,ale and good bastardry!!

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now listen carefully i shall say this only once..................welcome

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No Leeson Caarfooley, fur I sell zay zee's onn-lee vunce.......Vell-commm

I tink I got dee axe ent right....


I met her once in the 90s when she toured NZ with a show called "Steaming". Fantastically funny show.