Do rectal object removals have priority, on boxing day?:DQuote:
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Do rectal object removals have priority, on boxing day?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Apparently yes. Dave if I have to wait because of you one more time :DQuote:
Originally Posted by R93
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Marmite at Xmas? WTF
So sorry Kiwishooter but every time I see your avatar I think of the "big angry fish" host. :)
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I think of mr beanQuote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
+1 TobyQuote:
Originally Posted by Toby
+ 2 but both
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Now that I look at it I think it may be the work of an app????? Its bloody identical!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
Oh ok, I will play the game.
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Pic was taken about 2 weeks after I arrived in NZ. Mate says very casually "do ya want to catch a Kingi?" " hell yeah " says I. Not a bad introduction to NZ fishing methinks. My arms were aching a bit after six or eight more like this, so mate says " ya wanna try for a puka"...............and so it went on.
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Fark you guys are so young. You are all just wee bairns. Christ I feel old. You ex army types wouldn't even know what buff shorts are:D
Here's me
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...d/DSCF1398.jpg
and about 15 years ago
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...edStag1002.jpg
Not all so young!
Of course we are Maca49.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maca49
Jeese, 260Hunter, you look younger now!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 260hunter
haha, that's what I thought as well, glad it wasn't only me.
It's the cap hiding the hair loss that creates the illusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gapped axe
And colour, go Grey power, 1 year away.
+1!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
You guys are dead right about the lack of hair and the colour. I am also 17 kilos heavier thanks to giving up smoking but good to know I am getting better with age. In fact the older I get the better I was:P
Well grey is the new black, and you are not alone with the weight thing. I put on 20kgs when i quit the smokes and I am still looking for all the $$ they told me I would save, you haven't seen it have ys.
Apparently obesity is now costing the country more in health care than smoking.
Pick up the smokes you fat buggers!:D:D:D
(joking of course )
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They told me I would lose the weight within a couple of years of giving up. Bugger me I am at 8 years and its not shifting.
I know where all the money goes. It goes up in smoke blown out the end of the rifle and on all the new toys I keep buying.
At least the girls think I look better now than before. Thanks Dougie:thumbsup:
Apparently smokers have paid for their treatment 3 times over in ciggi taxes by the time they get sick, DHBs love smokers!Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
I believe it. Bloody expensive these days.
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Bring in big fat tax ! How the fuck Can mc Ds and kfc turn half the country into fat useless health system leeches ,without paying to our health system . (Ronald D house aside) . The consumer ( fatty) pays in the end !
When I quit (after 25 years as a smoker0 I was smoking 2 packs of 25 a day and the missus 1 pack so I think from memory it was costing 75 bucks a day for smokes. God know how we afforded it but we did.Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
I can remember scraping up all the 5,10 ad 20 cent pieces to make up the cost of a packet at times. Wish i had never started
They have helpers to do that and they are called "parents" if thats the right term for them. Poor kids don't have a chance right from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munsey
Fat tax won't do didley as people cant afford food now and would be a nightmare to enforce.
Its not the food that's the issue its the fact that a lot of people cannot cook.
If it cant be reheated in microwave, deep fried or dosent come outa packet ready too eat they are buggered. And since its monkey see monkey do their kids will be the same.
I should say I am not a parent (only an uncle) left it too late so I may not really hava any idea what I am talking about.
Edited, Farrk me watching TV while surfing the net and there was just an ad on " how to make scrambled eggs in the microwave". We are all F$%Ked
I would say your spot on mikee. I flat with a bloke that just eats shit. He goes to the gym everyday (good on him!), comes home with his shirt off. He unfortunately has a severe case of ILS. (imaginary lat syndrome) displaying the best beer gut I wish I never seen and makes a huge protien shake, thinking he will bulk up everywhere but his gut.
He wont eat green veg at all. Loves boiled spuds but hates mashed:wtfsmilie:
Never lifts a finger to cook a meal. Hes only at the house for a couple of my days off, but has slowly, over time, snapped me.
He flys up the stairs as soon as he hears me in the kitchen making sure I am cooking enough for both of us.
I dont eat many spuds anyway but have been cooking tons greens, likes of extra of silver beat, broccolli, peas and beans with a bland protien, just to piss him off.
He grumbles when he sees what on and plugs in the toastie machine or dials out. To my horror you can also hear the cunt eating from a 100yrds away.
How the bastard has reached over 55 eating the way he does I will never know. When he really snaps me, I ask if the food at his funeral will be any healthier or should I bring my own.:D
He reckons his mother and his missus never cook or cant. Strange about the mother?
You would have thought it would have forced him to learn how to cook.
He can make toasties with a kilo of cheese, instant noodles or heat up a can of carbs, has 5 cups of coffee a day with 2 heaped sugars. But his best recipe, is dialed on a phone:D
The funniest thing of all, is he is at a loss as to why he cant loose weight:roll:
Bugger it, I'm doomed! I'll always be a skinny little runt as I cannot face takeaways, I'd generally prefer to go hungry.
Dare I say you will live to be an old skinny little runt.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by gadgetman
Shit I hope not! In bad enough nick at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by R93
Agree with R93. We eat the best of foods i.e. home cooked. Our 2 kids were tasked to cook from a menu at least once a week. My Son has left home (Uni) and is in big demand from his flat mates as he can actually cook a proper meal. I looked forward to the meals they have made, some were good and some were crap, but to the Bride and me they were always awesome, well at least we told them so.
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Great barrier island a month ago.:P
Nice fish.
Nice to see the old girl and good to know that she is being used.Quote:
Originally Posted by mucko
Hi everybody
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Your gonna grow into a fine spanner one day!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooners
Sorry but fuck what did you expect me to say!
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Why did you remove your Avatar Spooners?
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Looks like Mucko's Hat's rellies!
Yeh distant rellys probably he should come for a couple days hunting Tahr at the end of the month! See if he could handle the big country!
