Thread: Kayaker and great white shark

As soon as you said the Orcas eye was as big as a truck wheel your little credibility was shot. Quit the bullshitting

Originally Posted by Gibo

As soon as you said the Orcas eye was as big as a truck wheel your little credibility was shot. Quit the bullshitting

Hah hah. With so many experiences and so much knowledge about so may things No3 must be older than me. Or its Bunji.

Originally Posted by Tahr

Hah hah. With so many experiences and so much knowledge about so may things No3 must be older than me. Or its Bunji.

I used to know a guy years ago whose name was Bob but everyone called him "Bullshit Bob" because whatever the topic he had been there and done that

Originally Posted by Shamus_

I used to know a guy years ago whose name was Bob but everyone called him "Bullshit Bob" because whatever the topic he had been there and done that

I had a mate like that, to keep track of the bullshit guys like that spout they need to have a good memory. He didn't and it wasn't long before he tripped himself up.

Originally Posted by Tahr

Hah hah. With so many experiences and so much knowledge about so may things No3 must be older than me. Or its Bunji.

Nah, just been fortunate to experience a few unusual and interesting occupations and also a few stints in crap ones. For a variety of reasons including injury redundancy and company closures I've never been able to remain in the same role (longest stint including training time is 9 years which is unusual for working people). Sick of retraining all the time now tho, pain in the arse. Have to do it again shortly most likely, unsure what will be on the cards going forwards.
@7mmwsm kind of nailed it, I would have preferred a more stable work history rather than bouncing everywhere but am fortunate enough to have come out of it well enough.

As far as marine, used to own a charter boat which was a pretty good gig. RENA killed that though, literally - had inquiries and bookings the day before the ship grounded and woke up to basically everything stopped. Sold the boat after a couple of years of it sitting idle. Ended up working on the salvage tho, swings and roundabouts.

Originally Posted by Gibo

As soon as you said the Orcas eye was as big as a truck wheel your little credibility was shot. Quit the bullshitting

If I was in the water with said Orca I think that my butthole would soon dialate to the same size

Originally Posted by Gibo

As soon as you said the Orcas eye was as big as a truck wheel your little credibility was shot. Quit the bullshitting

No you misunderstood (or maybe I didn't clarify enough) - that was the comment old mate made about it while his arse was doing unusual things underwater and he was making funny noises after just turning around and seeing a bloody great killer whale checking him out. As I said the story gets more animated and bigger every time he tells it - I have a feeling it made an impression on him haha.