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Thread: My Kitchen Rules is coming to NZ

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    My Kitchen Rules is coming to NZ

    TV2 scored the rights to run a MKR competition over here

    TV2 gets rights to make local MKR
    RULE 4: IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET BEYOND ALL DOUBT


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    We need @Angus and one other forum wannbe chef to give it a nudge. Will have to be someone from the 04

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    take ours too, its just scripted fake reality tv crap. complete with a villain couple every year that always make it to the end
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    I prefer my meat in its original packaging

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    Nigella cumming?
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Oh sheeeeeesh Not another bleeding faked, over dramatised cooking programme fronted by a pansy collection of over weight, over dressed ponces.
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    It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

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    I see you really like these shows Sapper!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I see you really like these shows Sapper!
    Bugger...............you saw straight through me.

    "She who must be obeyed" watches all these fat drama Queen ponces but I never see any of the recipes appearing on my table.

    Probably just as well :>)
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    It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

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    I'm with sapper. Watched about 5 minutes of one show and turned it off.
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    Yeah but from a man who doesnt like cricket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Nigella cumming?
    I would like to be in to that.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Starting to think I am lucky I don't know what you are talking about.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    You could stir a bit of Nigellas crack eh
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    NOT ANOTHER FUCKING REALITY COOKING SHOW ! TV NZ GIVE MY BLOODY TAX DOLLARS BACK YOU USELESS PACK OF WANKERS!

    :mad::mad::mad:
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    You could stir a bit of Nigellas crack eh
    Yup. I have just the thing for that.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Just don't stick anything up her nose!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

 

 

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