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    Tofu

    I bought some tofu. It was all of $2.60 on special.

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    After all the references to 7mm08's, chai latte's, and tofu on the forum, I decided that it was time to investigate.

    I thought tofu was some kind of green vegetable like lettuce.

    It actually looks like C4 explosive.

    I worry.

    I guess if I eat it, and then break out in hysteria/hives when I hold my CZ 75, I'll know that this was a bad move, and I have turned into a Labour voter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    I bought some tofu. It was all of $2.60 on special.

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    After all the references to 7mm08's, chai latte's, and tofu on the forum, I decided that it was time to investigate.

    I thought tofu was some kind of green vegetable like lettuce.

    It actually looks like C4 explosive.

    I worry.

    I guess if I eat it, and then break out in hysteria/hives when I hold my CZ 75, I'll know that this was a bad move, and I have turned into a Labour voter.
    Got a man bun to match ? You need a 30 06 to get your testosterone levels back to righteousness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve123 View Post
    Got a man bun to match ? You need a 30 06 to get your testosterone levels back to righteousness
    I have sandals. Does that count?
    RIP Barry S. 18/01/20

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    No, but add a hipster beard, and craft beer to your tofu and you are nearly there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marty Henry View Post
    No, but add a hipster beard, and craft beer to your tofu and you are nearly there.
    No to the man bun and facial hair.

    Craft beer on the other hand...
    RIP Barry S. 18/01/20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    No to the man bun and facial hair.

    Craft beer on the other hand...
    Your lying about your location ay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve123 View Post
    Your lying about your location ay
    Southland? Nope. Buncha speights drinkers down here, but I never felt obliged to conform.
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    Fried it with scrambled egg and ham bits .

    tasteless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    tasteless.
    Yep. It is as tasteless as hot water soup.
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    C4 is equivalent to British Army P4 or PE-4, a plastic explosive mix of four different bang substances, mainly the British-invented RDX. I'd not eat any, but it should be safe to fry a small amount out in the open.
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    Marinade it in soy, chilli, garlic, fry in a hot pan of oil til golden and crispy, semi edible

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimp View Post
    Marinade it in soy, chilli, garlic, fry in a hot pan of oil til golden and crispy, semi edible
    Could it be marinaded in gravy? if so, I think it could be rehabilitated as a food.
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    Have you bought a 270 yet?.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allgood View Post
    Have you bought a 270 yet?.............
    Um nope...and I need one because.....
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    fry it in some butter then add black sauce then add mushrooms finally throwing the lot in the rubbish and chewing on one of your sandals for a better tasting meal.
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