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View Poll Results: How do you feel about Tofu.

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  • Food of the gods

    1 2.38%
  • Actually not bad if cooked properly

    7 16.67%
  • Meh

    12 28.57%
  • Wouldn't feed it to my Dog

    11 26.19%
  • Fed it to my Dog. It died

    4 9.52%
  • Eat this, and i will shun you

    4 9.52%
  • Eat this and you'll hasten the Apocalypse

    5 11.90%
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    Your opinion of tofu.

    Food of the Gods
    Actually quite Ok If cooked right
    Meh
    Wouldn't feed it to my Dog
    I fed it to my Dog and it died
    You will be shunned by me if you eat it
    You will hasten the apocalypse if you eat it
    RIP Harry F. 29/04/20

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    I fed it to my dog and it disowned me.
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    evil vegan hippy shite
    vege is evil, fruit is worse and salad is the work of satan
    tofu is even worse !!

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    I have tried it. I found it quite tasteless/bland. But I'm no cooking connoissuer.
    I actually wondered if I was eating the same thing that people were raving about. Meh for me.
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    Somewhere in between "I could care less" and "I don't give a shit"
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    7-08 tika's kill it good

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    Add chilli, meat, garlic, soy sauce - to 5% tofu, and it's ok
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    Finely diced and then a liberal amount of olive oil over it. It slides off the plate and into the bin easier.

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    Is that even a food group? If so it's never been available in this house.

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    Have loved the stuff since my first flatmate showed how you could make a whole pack taste like bacon-worked for my first year apprentice food budget.

    Many moons later I lived in Taiwan for a couple of years and a fellow kiwi took me to a local hole in the wall takeaway that sold what he described as the "crack cocaine of tofu"https://thewoksoflife.com/ma-po-tofu-real-deal/ I have never tried to make it at home but it is now how i judge a Chinese restaurant.

    If only crazy hippies hadn't somehow introduced tofu to NZ as a shitty meat replacement, rather than the veggie it is
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    It's alright if cooked properly but still meh.
    All comes out looking the same.
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    It's not meat. It's also not one of the 3 major food groups: Rum, Coke, chips. Sorted!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    Add chilli, meat, garlic, soy sauce - to 5% tofu, and it's ok
    Then throw away the Tofu before eating the remainder. Horrible tasteless crap it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    Food of the Gods
    Actually quite Ok If cooked right
    Meh
    Wouldn't feed it to my Dog
    I fed it to my Dog and it died
    You will be shunned by me if you eat it
    You will hasten the apocalypse if you eat it
    Perhaps this should be on a cooking forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shearer View Post
    Perhaps this should be on a cooking forum?
    Just a bit of fun .
    RIP Harry F. 29/04/20

 

 

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