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    Quote Originally Posted by timattalon View Post
    Well that had to sting.....His face says it all....
    Hed suck shooting 2K then?
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    I like the current one where the guy has walked into his bedroom for a threesome with a shotgun ??? WTF you need a loaded shotgun for whena threesome is about to kick off is beyond me.
    However one of the girls takes it off him , points it at himand asks "is it loaded ?" and pulls the trigger !!!
    The guy is hit from 2 mtrs away.... and answers " cause it is you stupid slut" then drops dead.

    Fucken classic......geez I cracked up, what waste of a threesome...
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    Quote Originally Posted by viper View Post
    I like the current one where the guy has walked into his bedroom for a threesome with a shotgun ??? WTF you need a loaded shotgun for whena threesome is about to kick off is beyond me.
    However one of the girls takes it off him , points it at himand asks "is it loaded ?" and pulls the trigger !!!
    The guy is hit from 2 mtrs away.... and answers " cause it is you stupid slut" then drops dead.

    Fucken classic......geez I cracked up, what waste of a threesome...
    Well where do you start? She definitely blew him...
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    yup and she got her end away.like others im puzzled -a 12g shotty as a sex toy-no use as a vibrator ..........Hmmmmm a dildo(OUCH) or am i missing something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    yup and she got her end away.like others im puzzled -a 12g shotty as a sex toy-no use as a vibrator ..........Hmmmmm a dildo(OUCH) or am i missing something.
    Possible one of the girls was married and he wanted to be able to defend himself if the husband showed up.....As much as a threesome sounds like fun, there may be a point where you still have to say "thank you but no thanks...."

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    yes no point in playing on a front lawn when others may have romped -ya never know who did what on the grass.

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