Thread: Policeman shoots himself in foot

Originally Posted by Rushy

If it was secret service then he/she was on the grassy knoll.

Nope, in the car behind the presidents convertible. The one with the secret service agent holding an AR. The guy who was filling in for one of the other agents who was still too pissed from the night before.

Did they have ARs in 1963?

Originally Posted by Ranger 888

Did they have ARs in 1963?

According to wiki, Armalite started to make them in 59 for the military but sold the design to Colt who started producing semi auto version to civies in 1963.

Originally Posted by Rushy

If it was secret service then he/she was on the grassy knoll.

You're a grassy troll😆


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The firearm was sent to police armery for inspection....
I would of thought it should been independent.
And more training was needed about how to use the safety....
They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cops. Most kids with slug guns know about the safety.

Stuff happens , one of the SAS assaulters in the Princes Gate raid , 1980 , while clearing a room , thought he saw a man crouching in the corner of the room , so he gave it a burst from his trusty MP5 , when he got closer , he found he had killed a mean rubbish bin , Opps , he then carried on clearing rooms , this was soldier " I " .
All SAS involved were given a code , for the court procedings later , his was " I " .

Originally Posted by Tussock

I dropped a big rock on my foot and smooshed it mapping in Australia. It hurt. I know, I know. Shit work story right?

I wanted to speak to the diver helping me do an installation on a vessel in the islands. Asked his assistant who said "no worries boss" and folded the air hose over on itself, then he said "he'll be up soon boss".
Funny as hell

Originally Posted by mikee

I wanted to speak to the diver helping me do an installation on a vessel in the islands. Asked his assistant who said "no worries boss" and folded the air hose over on itself, then he said "he'll be up soon boss".
Funny as hell

There was this one time at work when a debit got incorrectly calculated as a credit and I had to multiply it by -1. Hilarious...

Originally Posted by MassiveAttack

There was this one time at work when a debit got incorrectly calculated as a credit and I had to multiply it by -1. Hilarious...

Boy you really do need some better work storys!

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Oh come on the Grassy Knoll and the Book Depositry, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby and that cross dressing fag J Edgar Hoover are far more romantic names to hang on to than Some Dumbass in The Car Behind!

I am not going to believe that crackpot conspiracy theory until I see it in a movie at which point I will accept it as fact.

Originally Posted by MassiveAttack

I am not going to believe that crackpot conspiracy theory until I see it in a movie at which point I will accept it as fact.

But only if they include Elvis, Bigfoot and the UFO that crashed at Roswell in that conspiracy theory.

this one time at work , i got to cut a cock ring off a very naked very shaved , very oiled up older gentleman , whos balls had swelled up bigger than grapefruits ..... not sure if this is a good work story or just sad

Originally Posted by stumpy

this one time at work , i got to cut a cock ring off a very naked very shaved , very oiled up older gentleman , whos balls had swelled up bigger than grapefruits ..... not sure if this is a good work story or just sad

Originally Posted by stumpy

this one time at work , i got to cut a cock ring off a very naked very shaved , very oiled up older gentleman , whos balls had swelled up bigger than grapefruits ..... not sure if this is a good work story or just sad

Was his name @Rushy by any chance?