Linwood Man Shot In The Buttocks | Stuff.co.nz
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Poor guy, what did he shoot him in the ass with.
That's a bummer :D
Gives new meaning to the term "ass hole" :D
I hope its not the same "Shot n the bum" my boy is getting next week for his four year old immunisation :ouch...it hurts:
Sounds like someone tried to ASS asinate him!! Ha Ha Ha :thumbsup:
Climbing out the bedroom window?
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Yep it bloody near rectum (wrecked him)Quote:
Originally Posted by ebf
Now you are thinking it was an old letch like me VC.Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
He will be the butt of many a joke me thinks.
Didnt you like my one Rushy? :(
Oh Gibo are you feeling unloved mate? Quick someone give that man a hug. Yes I liked it "ASS asinate" Very cleverQuote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
would'nt be much room for a plaster
I wonder what his next "ASS SIGNMENT" will be ? :wtfsmilie:
Sounds like someone fucked his Arse
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I think he gave you the bums rushQuote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
Sorry about this one, What's the definition of an arse hole. "A rusty bullet hole."
growing up in the troubles in Northern Ireland there was an incident in a town near me. Terrorists attacked an off duty part-time policeman who was a postie. They waited till he went to put the post in the mailbox of the front door of a home they were waiting in as ambush. They opened the door as he bent forward to put the post in and shot at him. He caught movement and moved just as they fired a shottie through the door. It clipped his shoulder and he went down, drawing his legally held Ruger 357mag security six. He emptied the chamber on a fleeing gunman hitting him in the ass as the guy ran through the house. The army cordoned off the housing estate and did a house to house search. In one home there was a smell of burning in the back yard, so they broke down the door only to find 2 guys sitting watching telly in clothes too small for them. Outside was a pile of burning clothes. One of the guys had a wound in his ass, which he'd stuffed tampons into to stop the bleeding.
It must have hurt.
the detective reported that there was A NIL chance of prosecution.:P
Pity the evidence escaped out the rear!!!
well, he can put it all behind him now
"Bad Penetration"
Haha bum puns
The shooter said he couldn't tell his arse from his face.
Shot himself in the foot? My ass.
Haha bum puns, quick change the thread name!!
Would rip your undies .
that was a bit of a shit shot.
We all know lead sinks to the bottom :P