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My Mrs was giving me greif about my dogs apparently sneaking into house and steeling food items from shopping bags . So I did some detective work , here's some of what I found , 1x tube toothpaste , 4x chocolate bars ,cup of soup , loaf of bread , tray of raspberry buns , 3x cat foods ,2x biscuits , also one girls g string and a dead sparrow .
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'also one girls g string'....great im going to be reincarnated as a dog....ruff, ruff..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Munsey
Chase pussy and lick your balls too :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
Got yourself a horder there by the looks :D
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Start feeding the poor thing, Eating dead sparrows not a good look, were has been for a GIRLS G string? He also been looking thru windows??Quote:
Originally Posted by Munsey
Prepper bro, Prepper!Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Sure R93 hasnt had a hand at rearing that dog??:PQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwijames
Check the garden carefully, he may have buried a stripper somewhere :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Munsey
I would get his cholesterol checked.
Sorry KJ I thought your post said Peeper. R93 is an expert at perving!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
If that was the case it would be a mankini....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibo
Sounds like your dog was planning on doing some "entertaining" with a neighbours pooch.
Nothing wrong with Prepping or peeping. Smart dog.:D
FFS get it a run and look after it before it eats something that will cost you a couple of grand to get removed.
Dog stealing a loaf of bread haha. When did he get in and walk with the a loaf of bread and you didn't notice? I bet he was chuffed as
1 - worm dog
2 - feed dog properly
3 - Shut the Door!
:yaeh am not durnk:
4 Install GoPro to collar and get him to go get some more knickers.. Explain that it must be attractive though !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefoot
Ok, I take back what i said... let's go with Happy's very intelligent, reasoned and sensible approach to this situation.... :pacman:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy
