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    Good laugh. Here's another one for you

    A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun. He shouts "THIS IS A RAID GET ON THE FLOOR" and proceeds to empty the tills. As he runs to the door with the loot in his free hand a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots him dead and shouts out "DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?" After a short silence a voice is heard from a far corner ..... "I think my missus got a glimpse".
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
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    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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