Thread: Bit of a laugh

A man and his wife go the see the local priest with a confession. The priest asks "How can I help you my children"
The man glances at his wife ,clears his throat and and says" well father, yesterday I was overcome with passion as my wife bent over the freezer to take something out for dinner,I just couldn't help myself and I took her from behind." the man stared at the floor in shame.
The priest looked at the man and asked "you are married and this is your wife we are talking about" to which the man answered "yes father married 5 years now".
"Well" said the priest "say 3 hail marys" and I'll see you on sunday"
"So your not going to kick us out of the church then?" asked the man
"Why would I do that?" replied the priest
The man replied "Well they kicked us out of the supermarket"