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    This morning down the Bach in the Pre Dawn , l loaded me, the missus & hounds into the Jet Boat for a hunt Sako the yr old Vizsla & Muttley the 13month old ,the unwanted Farm dog/Kelpy / Horny Fence Jumper GSP X .Had another great time on the water getting into tight bits of water with the Jet Boat & a top Hunt for 2 Deer ,with both of nut job hounds doing classic Moon Walking build ups to their own version of pointing ie Sako the Vizsla has been looking at pictures in Guns Dogs monthly & goes into a exaggerated , as l call it Slowly, Slowly, Catch A Monkey mode, where each slow step takes a age & the paw is even put down in stages so as not to rustle dried leaves ,twigs etc , then locking every muscle & shape forming to its dopey version of a Arrow & Muttley not giving a fuck what the Sooky Red Dog thinks & just locking the body up & slowly moon walking in ,then going into its own Slowly, Slowly, Catch A Monkey mode, it copied off Sako after hunting with it since it was 3months old ,then stretching its tail out straight as a arrow, horizontally, on a deer at a distance & then raising its tail into a Flag Pole & quickly quivering it like a Rattle Snake , when it is satisfied its dopey owner could not possibly miss such a easy shot it has set up .

    The Vizsla is well pissed off now l am bringing the lowly farm dog accompanying it on "serious" hunts now ,as l predicted & it stood in between mums legs the whole time l was cutting up the Deer & refused any offer of tid bits which it normally scoffs with glee ,so instead the farm dog scoffed both lots with great glee, making sure to triple chew any sinewy bits right in front of Red dogs face .

    The Vizsla then proceeded to refuse to sit in between us in the Jet Boat as it normally does & squeezed itself in the gap at the side of the boat next to mum ,while farm dog snuck in licking me in the face ,just at every moment l was concentrating lining up runs through shallow river beds or sharp bends .

    (Xpost from H&N as could not be Fooked going through the slow torture of reuploading Pics to site )


    Here is the pair of dopey bastards doing the usual lick test, on the Deer Muttley got

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    Sako the Vizsla doing text book Lock on for mum to shoot her deer

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    Muttley in Slowly, Slowly, Catch A Monkey mode, note tail position as deer is a way off ,l attribute this behavior to Muttley having very good eye sight & even when it came with us Duck shooting as a Pup ,spotted incoming birds well before the dopey Lab or Vizsla

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