Thread: text from my dog

Originally Posted by striker

when we were in southland we had to look after the neighbours farm-let, they went on a trip back to pommie land, it all sort of went wrong from day one, the dogs chased the peacocks through the glass ranchslider and there was shit everywhere, then the fatfucker kunekune got in to the food and promptly got stuck in the pantry and then on top of that the owner before he left drained his radiator coolant and hid the uncovered bucket in the shed which the $3000 pure bred Alsatian pup ( which was picked up 3 days before they went away) decided he liked the taste of and drank the lot and ascended to the next dimension.

Jeepers! how did you break it to the owner ?