I was taking a young girl out many years ago, and her old man out of the blue told me " you don't look at the mantle piece when you stoking the fire" Think he just wanted to see what colour my face...
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 09:22 PM
And now I understand!
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 09:09 PM
One I remember from my apprenticeship days on the bog wall was Be a man not a fool, pull the chain and not your tool!
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 09:06 PM
crack up.................the only other one I remember is from the side of a Dunny at 6 cross camp "those who write on wooden walls ... ...should roll there shit in little balls.... 'those who...
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 08:54 PM
It took me a while in a cadets to shut it.
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 08:27 PM
Thanks. Getting to the stage where my wife thinks I need therapy. She may be right.
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 08:10 PM
I "found" a good pair. Heading out my gate one day and there, sitting next to a stump was two great clumps of Thompsons Track clay, I could see they contained a pair of boots so took them home and...
Liked On: 27-10-2013, 05:26 PM
Centre fire !!!! You're pretty sharp for someone who doesn't know Fonzie.
Liked On: 26-10-2013, 06:27 PM
So finally getting over my productive but lesson felt first trip to Tataraakina NI. Had been fizzing at the bung for weeks and me and the boys found ourselves counting down the days. Wed 16th...
Liked On: 19-10-2013, 09:48 PM
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Liked On: 19-10-2013, 02:04 PM
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Liked On: 19-10-2013, 12:40 PM
Pengy called Toby "Boss" pffttt. Pengy if Toby was in the army he would be a baggy arsed private on his second day of basic. Don't go getting any ideas that you are a honcho Toby. I am off to clean...
Liked On: 12-10-2013, 12:13 PM
אויב מיין ינבאָקס איז געווען פול דעמאָלט איך אויסגעמעקט שטאָפּן אָבער עמעצער נאָר געשיקט עפּעס ווי איך אויסגעמעקט טוט עס אויסמעקן דעם אָנזאָג זיי נאָר געשיקט? אויך אויב מיין ינבאָקס איז געווען פול...
Liked On: 11-10-2013, 10:07 PM
STOLEN:yaeh am not durnk:
Liked On: 07-10-2013, 10:11 PM
Tahr ironically that day I was heading from Masterton to PN with my vintage motorcycle on a trailer behind my car. I had just gone past the pub when I was surrounded by bikers all having left the pub...
Liked On: 07-10-2013, 10:05 PM