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Have some light banjo music playing at gate ans afew short lenghts of rope draped over the fence

Your lucky dougie my dog would go with them dis loyal bitch if you got a gun shes yours

Give the local mob members a couple of deer and a crate they will sort it. Well it used to work in the king country

Ar well lets get together and break some legs

You could get some trail cameras and give to cops etc.
We get the same from time to time its frustrating iv never meet a farmer that has said no with out good reasoning to me passing through there...