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  1. Thread: dsucklicense;

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    no -just got news from smiffy .incidentally...

    no -just got news from smiffy .incidentally update re beer .son rang wants me to cart him to GP appt in am (1015hrs) after which hes gonna shout me my duck license at GC(Sockburn) so I probably wont...
  2. Thread: dsucklicense;

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    dsucklicense;

    COOP ,you there COOP,

    latew getting my license thisa year(dont ask) but was coming to see you guys to grab one and the bloody useful h20proof bag as a freebie .mate tells me in a phone call this...
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    I bought some stands years ago -lost a few but...

    I bought some stands years ago -lost a few but ive used them as a rough template to make my own wirecoat hangers are cheapand useful Ive evern taken a few of those wire clothes drying racks...
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    Further to mickey ducks words -better still and...

    Further to mickey ducks words -better still and if its avaailble some 7/8oz-1oz steel clay bird loads.

    When I started out wqith a sxs 12g iused to start the season with these as iwas a bit recoil...
  5. Thread: 7.62x39 on deer

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    its generaldata according to american literature...

    its generaldata according to american literature ive presently got is akin to british .303. both are cited as being 200m rounds beyond which holdover is literally in feet!some variation in round...
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    for years did this using resene test pots($5.50...

    for years did this using resene test pots($5.50 per unit) ans cheap kids art brushes.genuinely suprised how well these lasted out on lake ellesmere where it can be bloody brutal at times.

    great...
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    rifles travel in gun bag /case gunlocks on and...

    rifles travel in gun bag /case gunlocks on and out of sight,shotguns likewise .bolts ammo etc secured in locked boxes secured by hefty padlock to heavy chain to body of truck.Itry to avoid...
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    once met a bird with huge gnashers.she could eat...

    once met a bird with huge gnashers.she could eat apples through a tennis racket and her employment -test keyboard at the steinway factory
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    ive bought a lot from guncity .My 7.62x39...

    ive bought a lot from guncity .My 7.62x39 developed a fault -got hold of them -took it in -they took rifle to pieces in front of me found the fault -simultaneouslyDT fronted took one look -nup put it...
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    on no account then lend them to Eskimo Nell as a...

    on no account then lend them to Eskimo Nell as a dildo! heat softens anything!!!
    .actually if you send the said salamis to me theyd be ideal being as Ive got dentures and theyre soft
    so out come...
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    In short if youre on doc estate toting a rifle...

    In short if youre on doc estate toting a rifle dont give fuckwits any ammo to whine
    !coomonsense although a rare commodity in this day and age and in tertiary institutes (with hirsuite wooman...
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    timber doodle -dont know if you can access via...

    timber doodle -dont know if you can access via internet but NZ hunting shows like "red stag timber hunters club" show some very good footage of alpine hunts on both animals with bow and...
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    I have a regime of specific petrol cans for my...

    I have a regime of specific petrol cans for my chainsaws as one is 50;1 the other 25;1(CLEARLY LABELLED) so no worries
    In terms of safety only my son or myself will do the actual mix -even then...
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    chinese quad bike two stroke petrol mix

    evening all .Son is getting a fairly old wee chinses quad bike in road for his daughter .

    not sure of two stroke fuel mix for it .

    tried25 ;1chainsaw mix -seems a tad rich .

    any advice...
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    embalm the bloody meat in a bottle of whiskey...

    embalm the bloody meat in a bottle of whiskey /bottle of stout .leave for 3-5days ,then c remove it chuck it in the oven .didnt i tell ya ya get pissed eatin tea!
    BTWdoing my TF career one of our...
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    listen to this man I can testify to it -manys...

    listen to this man I can testify to it -manys the canadian goose domestic squabble that was resolved by a rotund 20g toting muttering sherriff! his other famous trick was a goose call he does which...
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    havcing shot with GSPF for over 15yrs now ive got...

    havcing shot with GSPF for over 15yrs now ive got a couple of pet loads .from Hull ammo 3" 34gm solway magnum 3s nothing withstands the impact of that load in range!
    In 2 3/4 which i use on feral...
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    RIP to a transtrasman legend .i devoured copies...

    RIP to a transtrasman legend .i devoured copies of aussie sporting shooter in my younger days and always read ,even reread his sage advice.

    still have the odd copy floating about in my archive...
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    The late great Philip Holden had his wife sew red...

    The late great Philip Holden had his wife sew red strips on his hunting shirts to minimise his chances of being mistaken for a deer .he also stated tying a bright coloured piece of cloth to antlers...
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    Im quite partial to a nice swede or two -luvly...

    Im quite partial to a nice swede or two -luvly mashed in with spuds,carrots and parsnips -fills ys belly and makes ya fart! last bulk feedout we did -GSPFsupplied it .remeber my inflatable boat...
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    listen ya grumpy prick we been shootin together...

    listen ya grumpy prick we been shootin together for 16yrs so ya should to be used to me by now!ok Imthe older and better looking of the two ,sorry nothin I can do about that.
    perhaps a cuppa and a...
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    To each their own .me i wea r camo -a lot ex...

    To each their own .me i wea r camo -a lot ex military cause its designed to put up with shit !unless of course you hunt game in your supermarket carpark.
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    I mixed acorns with good old breakfast oats last...

    I mixed acorns with good old breakfast oats last year -bloody hell after feeding the mai mai a couple of times ,the bloody swans ducks and geese were lined up ala maccas drivethrough ,waiting for me...
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    Ive had neighbours etc approach me as i prepare...

    Ive had neighbours etc approach me as i prepare to go duckshooting .Im open to their questions apart from anything relating to my firearm security etc and i must say generally ive had a very warm...
  25. any possum i come across will be getting terminal...

    any possum i come across will be getting terminal contraception via a 3"34gm solway magnum 12g round .a truly unforgettable blowjob. H&Fadvertise in their catalogue ammo with biodegradeable wads ....
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