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    me names Bo-yall can call ME JACKO SMACKO him nah...

    me names Bo-yall can call ME JACKO SMACKO him nah not shortarse _BOSS will do other wise I might have to walk home-bugger!!
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    only applies if doc is a new age vegan who is an...

    only applies if doc is a new age vegan who is an ardent fan of natural therapies and charts cauliflower enemas for ugliness!.dont laugh -iworked with a woman once who used to have some natural...
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    Hare today gone tomorrow.actaully an apple a day...

    Hare today gone tomorrow.actaully an apple a day will not keep[ the doctor away -but invites the attention of a slightly miffed human!
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    yehaa ya fat furry bastard that curbed your...

    yehaa ya fat furry bastard that curbed your breeding career fullstop!Ive stillgot a pipedream of lining a big snarling buck possum up an d giving him a 12g 3"steel blowjob-
    the headjob of all...
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    yep fine wee weapon.mines model17-5shot had it...

    yep fine wee weapon.mines model17-5shot had it for 40yrs now-suppressor fitted 25 or so ago by paulus manders in CHCH-very nice .presently in hands of GSPF who makes a wee habit of outshooting me...
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    good on ya FL,give the snarlin bastrds what oh. ...

    good on ya FL,give the snarlin bastrds what oh.
    im still waitin to line a snarlin buck up and give him a blow job with a 3"no3 steel 12g rd.nothing like the sound of fatguts hittin the deck deader...
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    we're real blokes -he uses it to skin them...

    we're real blokes -he uses it to skin them bunnies.pluck geese we use a snig chain on my sulky bitch of a truck to pul lthe feathers off-12g escort shot up the arse generally guts em -though a tad...
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    toz or remington??

    toz or remington??
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    same expression on the bird dials as a pommy...

    same expression on the bird dials as a pommy rugby player:thumbsup::ORLY::wtfsmilie::XD:.as for the pups "c'mon tightarse ya not gonnas expect me to eat that shit are ya??
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    cheer up gadget -once cleaned up a hare with a...

    cheer up gadget -once cleaned up a hare with a 180gn slug outta yee old .303. yessiree that turned ol longears into an instant hit and asset -blood bone &compost. me? got a little bit of rear leg...
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    now dougie admit it -youd have lassoed that there...

    now dougie admit it -youd have lassoed that there bull and thrown the leg over then ridden the bugger into the dirt! dougies motto -scared of no man and bugger all ladies.
    hows those cadets den...
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    bloody good to see those furry wee aussie...

    bloody good to see those furry wee aussie bastards gettin a hiding.about 30yrs ago remeber shooting 4 on a landlords farm.late afternoon tookme trusty wee stirling.22 and dog -off for a strollafter...
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    by the lookof bulging eys on the bottom fella?did...

    by the lookof bulging eys on the bottom fella?did he get the fatal ring cleanout???
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    howd they go with a dollop of watties dundee....

    howd they go with a dollop of watties dundee. probably need jaws &a guts like a car crusher!
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