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if anyone can remeber the old reckitts "blue" bombs mum used to use to whiten the washing ,and you know where to get em -that stuff applied to bites knocks the itch on its arse .vinegar can...

now us coasters(the true variety) have known the cure for years -whiskey and sand-smother yaself in whiskey -roll in the sand -wee bastards land get pissed and start hurling rocks at each other...