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Wait to you here the story of that f**king steel plate under the house for my safe.
Damn thing weighed 35-40kg itself.
Real fun trying to lift that up and hold it in place. Especially when it came...

No, not really.
Joining a Facebook hunting pages is far worse, as then your real name, what you look like and quite often where you live, telephone number and job are far more on display than on...

Just thought of a new one, in the nappy disposal bin.
Be even better when the little man goes on to solids.

I have plenty of places to hide them... none of them ever gets visited or used.

Namely:

The home gym equipment
The Mrs' 2 triathlon bikes
My running shoes
The Mrs' food...