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And why would I have a dig at you?...panadol wont fix paranoid

Always carry glad wrap and sanitary pads and/or disposable nappies when horse trekking...those bloody nags bleed like stuck pigs

The worst bush accident is the city-ite using the axe for the first time in his life chopping firewood in his jandals...seen it more than once, usually done when no one else in camp to warn him of...

A roll of insulation tape, panadol and a tampon (to plug the hole if I shoot you)