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    Bedtime for me now. If I stay up too much...

    Bedtime for me now. If I stay up too much longer, I won't get a root.
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    How can you see to shoot rabbits if you can't see...

    How can you see to shoot rabbits if you can't see a shotgun on your bike?
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    How much had you drunk by the time the cops...

    How much had you drunk by the time the cops turned up?
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    How much alcohol had you drunk?

    How much alcohol had you drunk?
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    How long would it have taken for someone else to...

    How long would it have taken for someone else to walk past and steal the gun off your bike?

    And you wouldn't have even noticed it was gone because you claim you didn't realise you had it with you.
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    I edited pub to cafe within 10 seconds of reading...

    I edited pub to cafe within 10 seconds of reading your post saying cafe.

    How many seconds were you in the cafe with your shotgun outside before the cops found out it was there?
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    So how long were you in the cafe before someone...

    So how long were you in the cafe before someone rang the cops or they drove by and saw it there?
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    Where were you "stopped for a feed"? Was it a...

    Where were you "stopped for a feed"? Was it a place that sold alcohol?

    Did you not realise the gun was on the bike while you were in the pub?
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    I'm not perfect. I left a dumpy level on a...

    I'm not perfect. I left a dumpy level on a jobsite once.

    How could you "not realise" a gun was on your bike? Even in the dark.

    You don't sound responsible enough to own guns. Shit like that...
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    Where the hell did you think it was? No...

    Where the hell did you think it was?

    No wonder you got done.
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    Well why don't you tell us what you did so we can...

    Well why don't you tell us what you did so we can decide for ourselves?
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    You did something wrong and had to go to court,...

    You did something wrong and had to go to court, so everyone should go to court?
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    I once left my dumpy level on a jobsite and had...

    I once left my dumpy level on a jobsite and had to call one of my labourers to go back and get it. Does that count?
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    Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! ...

    Let's eat Grandma!

    Let's eat, Grandma!

    Punctuation saves lives.
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    Thanks for that Captian Obvious.

    Thanks for that Captian Obvious.
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    Wouldn't you? I know I would. Are you...

    Wouldn't you? I know I would.

    Are you suggesting he should have just done nothing to retrieve it?
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    One of our club members left a soft case with a...

    One of our club members left a soft case with a pistol in at the range a couple of years ago. The last guy shooting saw the case at the back of one of the ranges as he was leaving. Took a couple of...
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