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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
...

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet her knickers all tatters an torn.
But it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her, It was little boy blue with his horn

Oh what the hell then...........

There was an old man from McGosham
Who took out his balls to wash em
His wife said "Jack if you dont put em back Il step on the bastards and squash em"

Ok sweet as then:thumbsup:

There was an old man from Nantucket

perhaps better not:D

Good stuff guys and gals, I posted in the dog section because I thought it would hit the target audience.
Perhaps it should be moved and added to now?

Got emailed this thought id chuck it on here.

Yesterday I was at my local Pak n Save store buying a large bag of Tux dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me...