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Two frenchmen walk along the beach, there is a dead whale, all puffed up, gas coming out of all orifices and every scratch in the skin.

Frenchman 1 goes up, pulls off a fluffy piece and starts...

And you put this in "game cooking and recipes"?

Brilliant write up Flyblown. Maybe I can add a title.

Hold breath, run for Brexit!

My wife thanks you for the good laugh from me reading...