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Haha nah we were washing off sweat/cooling down and it just wombled out at 50 odd metres and stood long enough for old mate to get to his rifle a few metres away.

I'm picking it had never seen...

Mate of mine shot a spiker in a creek bed wearing only jocks mid swim. Dopey thing wandered almost into us.

Thank God there were no photos that day. Let's just say he is no Calvin Klein model.
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