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She sounds a bit like me! ;)

EDIT ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha oh dear, I only just read the comment following that....whoops lol

Don't run - you'll only die tired. :D:D:D Love it.

I've got one saying "My dog isn't a vegeterian" ;)

Would it help to go to a community constable with your problem, let it be on record (get their name/QID) then do this stuff? (I particularly liked Axed Wounde's list) Information is always the key....