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I suppose it might happen if NZ is carpet bombed relentlessly with 1080.

Need a few squadrons of B-52's for that though. Just not a lefty govt's style.

Forget Bruce Lee, grasshopper, CHUCK NORRIS deerfu.

The cow jumped over the moon, but sadly it burnt up on reentry.

As for the dish and the spoon.... how much waikato have you had tonight?

Er, possibly.

There're a lot of novel concepts in this confession to unpack.....

Not least deer drop kicking peacocks over fences........

I think one of us hasn't taken his medication lately.......

And...

If it wasn't a malicious release of pigs, ie that they have bred in the area naturally, it's an indication of what might be nationwide if nobody owned firearms, and therefore little pest control...