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asked my mate's gf one time if she liked paua.
Hmm,they're a bit sandy she reckoned.
Huh?sandy?
turned out she had only ever eaten minced paua,patties,creamed,whatever.
I blew that though cos...

Patties?why
Paua are prepared by shelling,gutting,put in t towel ,cloth,whatever,beat with appropriate weapon,couple in the middle(white bit)few more round the edge to soften it up,
shaken in a bag...