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I really don't remember whether I was making a sound -- though I could have been (the pig certainly was); all I was thinking was "bacon and sausage -- bacon and sausage -- IT MUST NOT ESCAPE!!!!"
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Another electric fence story . . . I had taken our VW van to get a couple of young pigs. Not wanting them loose in the van, I contained them in a barrel in the middle of the van. Upon arriving...

This one is from the "varmint hunting" side . . . it's probably my most consequential missed shot.

It happened MANY years ago when I was courting the girl who eventually became my wife. One cold...