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VAT ! U swinehaut ! I'm going to cover my self in zinc unt mud and go for a very loud march in zee bush now in my zuper black camo, u won't even know I'm there, Heeeelllo
Pity Blazer don't make...

Ive heard Goats cheese is the way to stop this from happening.
Liberally applied to all metal work, mounts etc.

The up side is you will never go hungry while hunting but you may find yourself...