It's a good feeling when your first ever hand loads don't blow your head off.
The Universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. -Mr Peanutbutter
Arguing with an Engineer is like Wrestling a Pig in Mud.
After awhile you realise the Pig loves it.