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10-05-2013, 06:44 AM #16OPCz
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It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
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10-05-2013, 06:47 AM #17OPCz
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Two. One for the direct embarrassment to you and one for the vicarious embarrassment to the rest of us forum members Originally Posted by Wirehunt
Wirehunt likes this.It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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10-05-2013, 09:47 AM #18Member
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It looked like a big pussy. I wanted to stop and take it home with me.
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10-05-2013, 01:52 PM #19Member
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quiet in the cheap seats........ shame on you .excuses excuses !!!! Originally Posted by headcase
BURN BABY BURN
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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10-05-2013, 02:16 PM #20Member
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I think we can let heady off on that one clearly was not wanting to have any one chunder in the wagon and was thinking of your safety.
RULE 4: IDENTIFY YOUR TARGET BEYOND ALL DOUBT
To be a Human is to be an Alien, ask the animals, We invade this world and we are killing it, we are destroying the earth and nobody gives a fuck except for the animals
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10-05-2013, 03:23 PM #21Member
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An old ex was a greenie. SPCA volly. Following behind her one night and she swerved to miss a possum. The possum ran in the direction she was going and got nailed
Needless to say it was a cold bed that night
Wirehunt likes this.
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10-05-2013, 03:48 PM #22Impure Lead Flinger
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When we drove down fiordland VC yelled at me for every coon i swerved to hit!! This is similar sacrelidge !!!
But man did we nail some coon on the way home
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10-05-2013, 04:03 PM #23Almost literate.
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Its not that i didn't want you to hit them its that i didn't want to be in a crash because of a possum..
That's how possum bourn got his nick name.
Sent from my GT-S5360T using Tapatalk 2"Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.
308Win One chambering to rule them all.
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10-05-2013, 05:36 PM #24OPCz
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It is not how the great man died though VC. Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Wirehunt likes this.It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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10-05-2013, 05:45 PM #25Numzane
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A bloke I knew in SA wrote off his ute into a building trying to run over a bloke who had stolen his cell phone!
"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
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10-05-2013, 05:46 PM #26Almost literate.
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No its how he got his nick name putting his car upside down in a ditch as a kid swerveing for a possum
Sent from my GT-S5360T using Tapatalk 2"Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.
308Win One chambering to rule them all.
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10-05-2013, 05:51 PM #27Member
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There's a goat joke around here somewhere Originally Posted by headcase
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10-05-2013, 05:51 PM #28OPCz
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Yes yes I know that. I was trying to say there is no worry lining them up to bowl them as he survived that ordeal. Originally Posted by veitnamcam
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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10-05-2013, 07:04 PM #29Member
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Mine too, why dont you come up and we can cruise the highway lookin for possum. Originally Posted by Tussock
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10-05-2013, 08:17 PM #30Shootin the breeze....
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Passed a rabbit in the middle of the road last week on the quad bike, looked like it was hit with a Firestone subsonic 205x16 such a waste
Grouchy Smurf had it right all along...
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