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Thread: Happy wife

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    Happy wife

    Happiness is a wife with a small snapperName:  Dizee fish.jpg
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    Sako Rifles,Browning shotguns,Black Labs.There is nothing else

    The dog always bites,The horse always kicks,The gun is always loaded.


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    Happy wife = happy life.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Good one madjon

    Please dont tell me that was this morning......wanted to get out of there with the kids but all forecasts I looked at were shithouse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Happy wife = happy life.
    I'm not sure that maths is correct
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Good one madjon

    Please dont tell me that was this morning......wanted to get out of there with the kids but all forecasts I looked at were shithouse?
    Tomorrow with be the day and I'm claybirding
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikee View Post
    Tomorrow with be the day and I'm claybirding
    For casts were even worse for tomorrow? Windy ty 16 knt nw met service you will die, swell map your fucked in the head if you go out!?


    Rechecking now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    For casts were even worse for tomorrow? Windy ty 16 knt nw met service you will die, swell map your fucked in the head if you go out!?


    Rechecking now.

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    Cunts...forecast is nothing like it was at nock off last night or I would have been out with my boy...might as well just go every chance you get and turn back if its shithouse....trouble is that is how people get caught out in worsening conditions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Happy wife = happy life.
    I really wouldn't know. Mine has never been nappy even with a major stud muffin like me for her hubby.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Good one madjon

    Please dont tell me that was this morning......wanted to get out of there with the kids but all forecasts I looked at were shithouse?
    Nah,from yesty,was a cracker day,left my shirt in the Jimny,crayfish look today.
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    Wish my Jen could take me out and catch a snapper like that, K

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    Quote Originally Posted by madjon_ View Post
    Nah,from yesty,was a cracker day,left my shirt in the Jimny,crayfish look today.
    Thank f for that.....I don't feel so bad about not going now

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    Quote Originally Posted by madjon_ View Post
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    Point out to your wife that she needs a bigger boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Happy wife = happy life.
    @Rushy

    You really are a a soppy hopeless romantic at heart ��

    Whatever happened to Treat them mean to keep them keen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    @Rushy

    You really are a a soppy hopeless romantic at heart ��

    Whatever happened to Treat them mean to keep them keen?

    Cheers
    Pete
    Ha ha ha ha, you and Jake the muss eh Pete?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    smile says it all Madjon- . See honey I told you it would be a great investment
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