Thread: Cats?

Oh the old cat shit in your garden!
Easy fix!
Collect said cat shit and dump it on the cats lawn!
Done at night.
Cat no longer shits in my garden they always shit in the same place. Problem solved.
Pays not to get caught though, you need to dig a little scrape as well sort of make it look as though it's shat there.
Looks like it's working for me at the moment