A thump from any source is a universal signal "danger fuck off sharpish" to our rabbit friends .Same as the old hind thumping a hoof if shes suspicious.
Possums catch em when theyre horny and you could shove a 12g up their jacksies -they wouldnt notice as its all poontang!
I shot 4one sunny afternoon just beside my landlord cockie cowshed as he was milking .yup me cats &dog was going for a wee spot of bunny busting when the great white bwana happened upon the intending gang bang
Madam skips up log goes head down tail up and no 1 comes bowling in ready to go -...shit a dynapoint .22 slug completely removed any desire from his brain to carry on .No2 quick as a flash gets ready to take his mates place =mounts her -woops bloody dynapoint again and thats two twitching carcasses beside the log . my attentive audeience distracted me momentarily and as i swung back good ol no3 boyo was hard at it -the soundtrack akin to a mad pissed gypsy ochestra-
woop woop incoming contraception shot -sorry you wanted head we gave you head as he landed with a thump on top of two dead mates!@
Madam having lost three suitors and the pleasure was clearly in a "fuck off" human mood scuttling up a branch ,rearing up hissing and spitting like a cobra with its tail caught in the charwallahs bike chain
As the trusty Stirling uttered the reply landlord arrived on the scene very happy id removed a further four of those pesky possums that keep the wife and babies awake at night.
All four although juveniles were in primo nick .
couple of nights later as i let dog out for his bedtime leak he erupp ted in a fury -yup a dopey possum was wedged by his nedk twixt rafters and iron in the carport .I ended his struggled blinded by my own pipe smoke although the barrel was only a couple of inches from his swede!
they love bloody fruit trees too and i bowled a few thatta way as well./
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