Thread: Ideas for catching wild chickens

Finally! Angus back in 1958 I invented and patented the stick. There are plenty of them around if you look for them so grab a stick in your right hand and some wheat in your left. Spread wheat on the ground, wait patiently and when they turn up pound the chickens with a strong downward blow. That'll be dollar fifty three thanks (note that I have kept the price of sticks the same for the last fifty years). It hasn't been the business success I expected it to be.

Originally Posted by Rushy

Finally! Angus back in 1958 I invented and patented the stick. There are plenty of them around if you look for them so grab a stick in your right hand and some wheat in your left. Spread wheat on the ground, wait patiently and when they turn up pound the chickens with a strong downward blow. That'll be dollar fifty three thanks (note that I have kept the price of sticks the same for the last fifty years). It hasn't been the business success I expected it to be.

I'm patiently waiting for Stick 2: Electric Boogaloo, i'm sure it'll reinvigorate the market

Go to the library, get out 'Danny the champion of the World' by Roald Dahl. Should give you a few ideas.

I can help you with your cock problem!

Originally Posted by Blisters

Attachment 89584 I can help you with your cock problem!

I don't think the neighbour would appreciate me letting off rounds hahaha, that looked like heaps of fun though, bring me next time!

Oh you guys.... back in the good old days we just found out which tree they were roosting at night and climbed up lit them up with a torch and bashed them over the noggin with a short bit of 4 x 2 ( I suppose you could use bamboo a la Ricky Chen)

obviously if they are roosting in your neighbors trees might pay to ask them first

Originally Posted by mikee

Oh you guys.... back in the good old days we just found out which tree they were roosting at night and climbed up lit them up with a torch and bashed them over the noggin with a short bit of 4 x 2 ( I suppose you could use bamboo a la Ricky Chen)

obviously if they are roosting in your neighbors trees might pay to ask them first

What is a 4x2 but a stick by another name Mikee. You have been ripping off my idea all this time.

Originally Posted by Rushy

What is a 4x2 but a stick by another name Mikee. You have been ripping off my idea all this time.

Is that @Rushychen?

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They can be pricks to catch. I remember resorting to the A5 as a kid to get a rooster that we couldn’t get hold of. Was beating the crap out of the bantam roosters, so he got sorted out.

Probably not ideal for the backyard...

Easy as Bro, get a rabbit...that'll fuck em

Then shoot the rabbit, easy as

Originally Posted by viper

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Then shoot the rabbit, easy as

and this is how easter eggs are made

Ricky Chen probably has a video somewhere.��

Townies ay

Are you sure they are chickens? As pointed out earlier, they roost at night so wont be active.