Thread: Ideas for catching wild chickens

Originally Posted by Rushy

Finally! Angus back in 1958 I invented and patented the stick. There are plenty of them around if you look for them so grab a stick in your right hand and some wheat in your left. Spread wheat on the ground, wait patiently and when they turn up pound the chickens with a strong downward blow. That'll be dollar fifty three thanks (note that I have kept the price of sticks the same for the last fifty years). It hasn't been the business success I expected it to be.

I'm patiently waiting for Stick 2: Electric Boogaloo, i'm sure it'll reinvigorate the market