WELL HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE WEIRDEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
Heard a bunch of crashing and clucking from my uncles room, there's a fucking chicken on the bed.
I dunno why i thought this the best course of action but i didn't have much time to act so i threw my fucking boot at it, which stunned it and then i gave it another whack with the back of a wire brush. Pictured with the offending boot.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! Now i gotta clean blood and feathers off the carpet.
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