Thread: There's a Rat in my Kitchen What am I Gunna DO ?

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

Originally Posted by Maca49

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

That is resourceful Maca49

Originally Posted by Maca49

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

Food for thought there maca

Originally Posted by seano

Food for thought there maca

That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......

Originally Posted by Scouser

That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......

Nice one Scouser
Cuts to 3rd Verse ....

I`m the murderer and the victim
The licence with the gun
I`m a sad and bruised old lady
In an ally in a slum
I`m a middle aged businessman
With chronic heart disease
I`m another teenaged suicide
In a street that has no trees

Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!

Originally Posted by roig

Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!

When my wife see's rats or mice she SCREAMS .. both my kids SCREAM !! I let out a little yelp .. then we all SCREAM FOR ICECREAM !!!