There's a Rat in my Kitchen What am I Gunna DO ?

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Originally Posted by Scouser

That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......

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Nice one Scouser :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
Cuts to 3rd Verse ....

I`m the murderer and the victim
The licence with the gun
I`m a sad and bruised old lady
In an ally in a slum
I`m a middle aged businessman
With chronic heart disease
I`m another teenaged suicide
In a street that has no trees

;)

Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!
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jump in your car, go down the road and grab a few 1080 pellets from DOC. throw them all around your house and even in the water tank. this should get rid of your rodent problem pretty quick. it is a very safe substance to use, I know because I have seen DOC dump it in our waterways!!!:pissed off:

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Originally Posted by roig

Does anyone squeal like a girl here then when the little or big buggers run at you? When I was around 10yrs old a mouse ran up inside the old mans trouser leg (probably after the cheese) he whipped then down fast, hell it was funny!!
:mouse:

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When my wife see's rats or mice she SCREAMS .. both my kids SCREAM !! I let out a little yelp .. then we all SCREAM FOR ICECREAM !!! ;) ;)

Well woke up this morning and this little gem was lying in the lounge floor ...... Im thinking to myself lucky it wasn't left on my pillow in my bed ....The Cats might be trying to tell me something ....... :wtfsmilie:Attachment 11896

Seems to me he lost his head over something...

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Originally Posted by EeeBees

Oooops, forgot kehabs....you could do at least four per skewer!!!!

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Washed down with some red red wine?

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