There's a Rat in my Kitchen What am I Gunna DO ?

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

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Originally Posted by Maca49

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

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That is resourceful Maca49

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Originally Posted by Maca49

I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

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Food for thought there maca

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Originally Posted by P38

Hahahaha

Be bloody carefull Seano this may end in tears.

My cousin when he was about 11yrs old saw a ferret run into the washouse.
He grabbed his dads 410 and a couple of rounds and snuck up on it blasting it through the doorway while it was up against the opposite wall.
He got the Ferret all right but said opposite wall got peppered with shot and behind said wall was the bathroom.
The old cast iron bath also got peppered and big hunks of enamel were missing from the inside of the bath as a result.

It was fair to say Words where said and belt buckles were loosened and Micheal wasn't allowed out to play after school for some years after this. He also got really good at doing chores around the house too for some reason.

The lesson learned here is
"Never leave a Firearm and ammunition where a child or any unauthorised person can get to it" and
"Always check your firing zone before pulling the trigger".

Cheers
Pete

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All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning

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Originally Posted by Rushy

Big rat. Interesting how cats leave them for you to clean up.

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Story my life Rushy ... guess that's why they call me "The HouseBitch" Around home ... lol :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by seano

All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning

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Seano

Wait till they bring home a frog to play with.

Man do those things scream when they are being attacked.

Cheers
Pete

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Originally Posted by seano

All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning

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If you do black ops make sure you put your running legs on First?

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Originally Posted by Maca49

If you do black ops make sure you put your running legs on First?

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List...
Running Legs
Muzzle ... For the Rat NOT Me ... lol ..depending on who your talking to
poking stick
pak n slave bag
What have I forgotten ...?

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Originally Posted by seano

List...
Running Legs
Muzzle ... For the Rat NOT Me ... lol ..depending on who your talking to
poking stick
pak n slave bag
What have I forgotten ...?

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Toilet door

Caught two mice today...two down thousands to go...:)

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Originally Posted by EeeBees

Caught two mice today...two down thousands to go...:)

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Stewed,poached, fried,casseroled, microwaved, lots of ways to cook em, so plenty of stock no prob.

:D:D brother sent me photos of mice in plague proportions in SA (Aust) ... simply crazy!!

I leave permanent poison laid in my shed in Taupo and they go thru it, always set traps in Tauranga start very winter. Had 4 this yr

Oooops, forgot kehabs....you could do at least four per skewer!!!!

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Originally Posted by seano

Food for thought there maca

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That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......