Lucky I didn't have any power. I would form my own country and you would need a passport issued at the Kaniere or Kokatahi pub to step foot on the coast.
All firearms and boats confiscated on entry and God help ya if you kill a mozzie or sandfly. You will be shot at dawn the next day with balls of shit from our famous swimming baths.
Kill multiple (ie serial killer) and your legacy will be tarnished by being shot with a 243 or 270 knowing full well after you run off for a couple hundred yards and sulk you will have to live with the shame.
Fuck it. I'm running for mayor and soon after that I will be President of Westlandstan.
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