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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Oh SH it is hard for me to hold back the myriad of comments that post invites. Some on here will be helpful I am sure. Others I fear will not be so kind and will make comments like "open your eyes" and "there are no deer at McDonalds" but seeing as how I am trying not to take the piss out of anyone today (most particularly anyone in the South Island ), I will just shut up and leave you to the forum members that have far less discipline than me.
    That was like kinda takin the piss Rushy LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    That was like kinda takin the piss Rushy LOL
    Yeh Happy I know but I covered the tracks pretty well. I have been a bit of a piss taker all my life so just can't help myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    I have been a bit of a piss taker all my life
    Well otherwise it just builds up pressure and you, I dunno, burst a bladder or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GravelBen View Post
    Well otherwise it just builds up pressure and you, I dunno, burst a bladder or something.
    I think you get a catheter...judging by my cat patient today, they aren't much fun either! I'd choose the first option if I were you Rushy and keep taking the piss
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