Keen to get into an area with pigs. The only time i've ever seen one was when i was fresh out of the infantry doing security lockups. I pulled in at a headland near a garbage dump. Jumped out of my security shitbox car, walkin' around with my maglite. I turn at a sound in the pitch black and light up a bit ugly head with tusks ripping open a bag of garbage.
Me: 'Ah fuck no!' (did a snappy 180deg turn and that weird walk you do when you're terrified).
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