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    The moment when......

    as above i thought i would start a fun topic


    That Moment when....... you have grabbed the wrong bolt and mag load of ammo!!!!

    Due to wanting to get rid of some pre xmas lard.....yup pre xmas lol i decided on a walk to an old haunt. Normally 2 hours in and 2 hours out to Smiths Creek Shelter is what i had usually allowed when going into here, now i have not been in for ages as i have hunted further afield. The main aim was for fitness but gun came along as there have been the odd redskin floating around. Anywhoo i loaded the kids in the truck ready for the bus, the fat lab and crazy vizsla into the back and went in to get my 708, grabbed the pouch out of bolt compartment of the safe, loaded bolt in to rifle and put mag in my pocket and off i went. Get to the carpark and 4 older folk were getting geared up for a trip in also. Let them know my intentions and i was off. Rifle on back and we set a path upwards. about an hour into the journey and i have my elbow resting on the bolt and all of a sudden it dawns on me.....this bolt does not feel like the one i should have in my 708, i look down and sure enough i have the bolt from my .284 (it has an oversized handle) so no issue, both Tikka bolts....oh shit i think, if i have the wrong bolt then surely the mag is from .284.....yup. So out it comes and back into my pocket. Thankfully i carry some spare rounds on my belt. : :


    So there you have it my "The moment when......"

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    The moment when......

    That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




    I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmsaum View Post
    That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




    I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation
    Well your stiil here and apparently have the function of a least one of your arms...unless your typing with your teeth.....you still have them.....yes?
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    try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grunter View Post
    try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.
    Try it when the previous one was Amy, and you work with two Amy's, theres too many damn Amy's in this world!
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    Quote Originally Posted by grunter View Post
    try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.
    Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....
    I find 'eh, female!' Works well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmsaum View Post
    That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




    I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation
    Well my Mrs didn't even bat an eyelid when I called her by my first girlfriends name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....
    Yes, and one there is a family the name changes to Mum anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibblet View Post
    I find 'eh, female!' Works well.
    I call bullshit, you big bold lying newlywed cuntstruck young chap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shift14 View Post
    I call bullshit, you big bold lying newlywed cuntstruck young chap...

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    Ha! Newly wed but 12 years together. .... @Savage1 can attest to my approach

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    One hunting rifle...problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    One hunting rifle...problem solved.
    No! That is just a different problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibblet View Post
    Ha! Newly wed but 12 years together. .... @Savage1 can attest to my approach

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    she won't put up with it forever grasshopper....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shift14 View Post
    she won't put up with it forever grasshopper....

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    I suggest from the photos I've been getting she's already over it.......


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