Newbie from BOP

I have just found this site accidently while Googleing for porn. So hi guys and hopefully my new mentors, have just been reading one of the many magazines on hunting, available from the local garage station. I have decided to give this hunting lurk a bit of a go. Don't really want to spend to much money on a firearm and a firearm license, it's really only common sense after all and I wouldn't do anything stupid. Also I cant really be bothered to spend to much time and energy looking for a posse for myself and my 3 other likewise thinking mates. SOoo I thought that seeing youse fellas are such a good bunch of guys and pretty free with good advise, I thought I would ask and see who would be willing to take me and show me how it's all done. I got an Uncle who has a gun, not to sure what sort and when it was last used (cleaned) but I know where he keeps it when he's away, so I could grab that and my 3 other mate's reckon they can find, borrow or steal something as well. Also we have a couple of cool looking dogs that I know would be just the berries on anything out there, as they can really scrap. Need's to be a place fairly close to where I live, so that if you can't make it I can go back there with my mates and the dogs. Hopefully we will be able to find something with at least 12pts first, and then after that whatever turns up. We will buy you a crate if you help us. Thanks guys I will wait here till I get all of my replies. Also Google doesn't recognise Googleing wtf or wtf wtf

Hope this didn't happen to you gapped axe

PM @Gibo. I heard he will do anything for a box of Wockatoo

I bet this has happened to all of us at sometime, whether it's hunting or fishing. This one is tongue in cheek thou.

H'mm I was thinking Gibo or Rushy might be the Bee's knee's for this one.

Welcome GA . There are plenty of deer in your area! Just grab your uncles gun and head for the nearest farm with a high fence. Deer seem to hang around these big fences all day and don't seem to mind people in close proximity . All you need now is a big torch and some wire cutters. Get in there at night and find the most points... Bang.. It's easy carry from there! The local farmers love it when you leave the gut bag... Good fert for them! See all you had to do was ask aye.
Let me know how you get on!

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Originally Posted by Gapped axe

I have just found this site accidently while Googleing for porn. So hi guys and hopefully my new mentors, have just been reading one of the many magazines on hunting, available from the local garage station. I have decided to give this hunting lurk a bit of a go. Don't really want to spend to much money on a firearm and a firearm license, it's really only common sense after all and I wouldn't do anything stupid. Also I cant really be bothered to spend to much time and energy looking for a posse for myself and my 3 other likewise thinking mates. SOoo I thought that seeing youse fellas are such a good bunch of guys and pretty free with good advise, I thought I would ask and see who would be willing to take me and show me how it's all done. I got an Uncle who has a gun, not to sure what sort and when it was last used (cleaned) but I know where he keeps it when he's away, so I could grab that and my 3 other mate's reckon they can find, borrow or steal something as well. Also we have a couple of cool looking dogs that I know would be just the berries on anything out there, as they can really scrap. Need's to be a place fairly close to where I live, so that if you can't make it I can go back there with my mates and the dogs. Hopefully we will be able to find something with at least 12pts first, and then after that whatever turns up. We will buy you a crate if you help us. Thanks guys I will wait here till I get all of my replies. Also Google doesn't recognise Googleing wtf or wtf wtf

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Just in case you or your mates didn't know but it is custom to tup your first animal, whether it is hind or stag, and it is ok to share...if you are unsure what tupping is, check with google.

Probably a dumb blonde with bit tits and tight ass

GA grid reference 1234567, 8987654 on map V99 is a good spot to take animals anytime. The local cop will give you blokes a ride in for a hundy. Good luck

When I read this thread this morning I was thinking what has Gapped Axe been smoking:wtfsmilie:

O come on guys surely there must be someone out there who needs hunting companions like us, look if it makes you feel better I wont bring a firearm, but could I bring along a spear gun, man these things are awesome and quite to.

It's a lonely life living at Lake Tarawera, obviously as boring as shit or watching Nigellas crack, suggest you sell up and come over to the Bob Owens retirement village for the aged or/and bewildered , be fore it get serious!:wtfsmilie:

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Originally Posted by Gapped axe

I have just found this site accidently while Googleing for porn. So hi guys and hopefully my new mentors, have just been reading one of the many magazines on hunting, available from the local garage station. I have decided to give this hunting lurk a bit of a go. Don't really want to spend to much money on a firearm and a firearm license, it's really only common sense after all and I wouldn't do anything stupid. Also I cant really be bothered to spend to much time and energy looking for a posse for myself and my 3 other likewise thinking mates. SOoo I thought that seeing youse fellas are such a good bunch of guys and pretty free with good advise, I thought I would ask and see who would be willing to take me and show me how it's all done. I got an Uncle who has a gun, not to sure what sort and when it was last used (cleaned) but I know where he keeps it when he's away, so I could grab that and my 3 other mate's reckon they can find, borrow or steal something as well. Also we have a couple of cool looking dogs that I know would be just the berries on anything out there, as they can really scrap. Need's to be a place fairly close to where I live, so that if you can't make it I can go back there with my mates and the dogs. Hopefully we will be able to find something with at least 12pts first, and then after that whatever turns up. We will buy you a crate if you help us. Thanks guys I will wait here till I get all of my replies. Also Google doesn't recognise Googleing wtf or wtf wtf

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Haha I think someones been in Rotorua to long:wtfsmilie:

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Just in case you or your mates didn't know but it is custom to tup your first animal, whether it is hind or stag, and it is ok to share...if you are unsure what tupping is, check with google.

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It's pizzle dipping, mud, blood, or shit

This is just a have at the people who come onto this forum for the first time and keep asking where to shoot, where's the best posies' or yours and what to shoot with. This seems to be happening more and more regularly. In my days (Grumpy Old Man Syndrome) we got out and did the hard yards and found our own spots. There's more information and Deer numbers now than 20/30yrs ago. Get off ya arse's and go have a looksee. Seems to me that they want it given to them with out the efforts that we did. Grumpy Old Man.

It's the typical young fella way now ... Why work for it when you can just get everyone else to do the hard stuff for you !

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Originally Posted by Gapped axe

This is just a have at the people who come onto this forum for the first time and keep asking where to shoot, where's the best posies' or yours and what to shoot with. This seems to be happening more and more regularly. In my days (Grumpy Old Man Syndrome) we got out and did the hard yards and found our own spots. There's more information and Deer numbers now than 20/30yrs ago. Get off ya arse's and go have a looksee. Seems to me that they want it given to them with out the efforts that we did. Grumpy Old Man.

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I reckon the balance of us grumpy old men knew what you were on about GA.

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Originally Posted by Gapped axe

This is just a have at the people who come onto this forum for the first time and keep asking where to shoot, where's the best posies' or yours and what to shoot with. This seems to be happening more and more regularly. In my days (Grumpy Old Man Syndrome) we got out and did the hard yards and found our own spots. There's more information and Deer numbers now than 20/30yrs ago. Get off ya arse's and go have a looksee. Seems to me that they want it given to them with out the efforts that we did. Grumpy Old Man.

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But it would be so much easier if one of you's just told me where you hide your deersies, I wouldn't have to go looking every weekend, Save so much time and hard yakker if I new where, I could then spend more time drinking and talking shit :ORLY:

GA I got a freezer if you supply Ill eat it and I wont ask how, or where, to protect your info:thumbsup:

its not even new people, its members saying im going to go to this area, and im looking for deer or whatever anyone got any tips.... then another member saying yip go here and there. while im sure the second member is being helpful, your putting it all out on a PUBLIC forum! next thing my local spot is crawling with guys. anyone searching the net that's not even a member can see that. thanks a lot! if you really want to help at least do a private message.

Would you like co-ordinates to my best spots or are directions ok? You're "promosing" to never go back there behind my back with your mates though yeh?

Cant wait for all your contributions to the forum once someone takes you out!

Not to sound like the devil's advocate and I'm not a kiwi so it isn't really my place to say but perhaps giving out some info on a spot to go shoot a crappy old goat or some bunnies where they're plentiful is worth it if that's what it takes to hook a new shooter and strengthen the ranks? On the flip side, a person could say they wouldn't want such a person in their community of hunters (one reluctant to do the hard miles, uninformed or otherwise) but if the grumpy old men in NZ are anything like they are here then you'd probably agree that "they don't make em like they used to".

Its cool how some on here help others whether they are new or not. I know fuck all but am always keen to help if I can. Shit and by doing so have been invited by others to join them on hunts.
No man in his right mind is going to give away his top spots, but you may know of a spot where there is a chance and at the end of the day if you dont want to help someone then dont. At least they are asking hunting related questions which is more than i can say for me most of the time :P

It depends on character (obviously) I'm always happy to help people as long as they seem like decent people. I'm more hesitant to help someone "Who wants to shoot a deer" I'm drawn to those who want to learn about hunting, love being out in the bush and treat the whole thing as a privledge whether a deer is seen or not. I guess I'm a sucker for people like me, who love hunting for huntings sake. People laugh when I say I don't enjoy killing deer but I don't know how anyone who loves and respects them can.
I couldn't stop though, just my eternal internal fight! but no, if someone comes to me talking about success rates, number of kills or any form of braggery my care factor to help in anyway just switches off

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But it would be so much easier if one of you's just told me where you hide your deersies, I wouldn't have to go looking every weekend, Save so much time and hard yakker if I new where, I could then spend more time drinking and talking shit :ORLY:

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You bring the beers and I will tell you of the mob of five seen earlier this week and the two seen last night just before dark...well I didn't see them, my stepson tried to point them out...too far for old eyes...too close to dark...too close to bed time [for me]. The little fuckers are everywhere and not a hunter in sight. I never have a problem pointing out good hunting areas as most of the so called hunters fail.

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You bring the beers and I will tell you of the mob of five seen earlier this week and the two seen last night just before dark...well I didn't see them, my stepson tried to point them out...too far for old eyes...too close to dark...too close to bed time [for me]. The little fuckers are everywhere and not a hunter in sight. I never have a problem pointing out good hunting areas as most of the so called hunters fail.

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Deal, (Mid March ?) - Don't care if you point me in the wrong direction either, Been wanting to go for a walk up your end for a while now.

I know a person like this GA & its wearing a little thin now.Them that want your spot X hunting or fishing ,but amusing when I tell people my fishing spot X's they seem to think I'm bullshitting, never seen them there.Maybe I not that good a fisherman .
There are a lot of good guys on this site & a couple I need to reciprocate when I have some thing suitable .
The sort that wants it handed to them on a silver platter need to get off the lazy arse & go find their own spots.