Thread: Taking a new chum out for a first hunt...and the stupid shit they do.

I've been that guy. I didn't come from a hunting family so had no idea.

First time I went hunting, I bought along my most appropriate rifle which of course was a 308 in a Kalashnikov type action, which I carried as safely as possible- empty chamber... and empty mag, too. I really had no idea what to expect but I was completely caught off guard when he led me to some goats. So i loaded 5 rounds in the mag and cocked the rifle as quietly as possible, which of course made a clackity clack sound similar in tone, volume and duration to a small train passing.

By the time I was ready, the goats were already starting to leave.

"F**k, where do I aim?!?"

"Aim for the f**king goat"

So I aimed for the goat and of course managed to miss it entirely.

He was a gracious guide, though. He took me hunting again.