It's the batteries I have trouble with especially the spares...you know...the spares for the headlamp [camp], spares for the headlamp [bum bag], spares for the GPS [shit, how many for a week], spares for the range finder, spares for the electronic scope, spares for the am/fm radio [gotta have one of them going all night in the hut], spares for the police scanner [gotta know if they are searching for me], then there's the vhf sets for me and a mate [they use a set every day], then there's the dildo [bloody D size at that], and the phone, cant forget the phone and I suppose the ipad may as well be in there...shit, might be easier to put rechargeables in every thing and carry a small generator in my back pack, but then there's the 50 metre power lead [cant sleep next to that thing popping away all night]...may as well take a flat screen and microwave and, and, and, an electric blanket.
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