Thread: What to take?

Originally Posted by 1000PA

As a nurse I have to state the obvious - safety first!
Take note of the threads here, and add condensed milk in a toothpast type tube. You'll be amazed the boost this stuff can give when you're wet and hungry.
Waterproof matches, and if hunting up high, grab some bracken from the lower reaches and stuff that into your shirt as you walk in. You'll be very happy you did when you're the only guy to get a fire going.
Finally, take a tiny Gideons bible - the pages are made from rice paper, you can read it, eat it, light fires with it, roll a cigarette with it, you can get sand out of your eyes with it, and finally you can wipe your arse with it. Mines 15 years old and still got a few pages left..........

And after your friends have banished you from the hut because you fart and snore, and you feel intimidated by the spooky trees, and you feel all alone....at least you will have your bit of bible and know that God still loves you.

I will pick one up at the next motel I stay in and post it to you if you want.